If you're pulled over by police in Bali

Riding a scooter in Bali and what to do if you are pulled over by a policeman

Take your keys out of the ignition

The first thing a policeman will do is snatch away the motorbikes ignition key. They will supposedly do this to stop you fleeing. The real reason they take the key is to secure a bargaining tool.  The policeman will tell his victim that their key will only be returned after they have attended a court case. This is generally a bluff designed to create a panic payment.

Beat the policeman to the punch. As soon as you are pulled over take the key out of the ignition and place it in your pocket.

Have cash in a separate pocket to your wallet or purse

Policemen in Bali have the eyesight of predators. They are always watching for wallets brimming with tourist dollars. Anyone riding a scooter should always carry a small amount of cash in a separate pocket. They should then pull this money out while telling the policeman it is the only cash they possess. You can’t give what you don’t have.

Only carry small denominations of cash

Make sure that the cash you have for fines is in small denominations. And be visible handing it over. The policeman won’t want to be seen counting the money. And it is easy to fool them into thinking that they are receiving a larger amount than they are actually getting.

Smile, be polite and address the policeman with respect

It is always wise to be polite to any policeman that stops you in Bali. Indonesians do not like to lose face and policemen in Bali expect to be treated with a certain level of respect. Address a Balinese policeman as Pak or sir and always smile. It will go a long way to reducing your fine.

Do not be bullied into paying too much

If you are pulled over you may be threatened with court, a large fine or confiscation of the vehicle. It is important to remember that in Bali most problems can be solved with the transference of cash. Remain calm, non-confrontational and remember it’s all about the money.

Wear a motorcycle helmet

You will see a number of locals riding without helmets. If you are a tourist in Bali the same rules do not apply. Policemen in Bali love nothing more than pulling over tourists without helmets.

Recognise where the policemen are stationed

Policemen in Bali do not move around a lot and Bali has a rabbit warren of small roads that lead to the place you are heading. Make a mental note of where the police are stationed. Then use the back roads and alleys to get to your destination.

Obtain an international drivers licence

Solve all problems by purchasing an international driver’s licence in your home country. They are not expensive and they are recognised. An international driver’s licence will save you a great deal of hassle and cash.

©Malcolm Scott

For a sobering video on motorbike accidents in Bali, look at the following youtube video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYiBLlRBpJ8