Bali Sex

Bali Sex

Plush Hotel

Book a plush hotel for the evening and make good use of the pool.

For this type of romantic interlude you will have to do some research. Find a nice hotel that is a little bit off the main drag. And before checking in be sure you ask to see the swimming pool. What you are looking for is an isolated area with no rooms overlooking the pool. And no security posts close to the pool zone. Lush vegetation around the swimming area is also a bonus.  

Most hotels will tell you that the pool area is out of bounds after a certain time, so don’t ask. Then it’s case of setting your alarm or staying out to the early hours. When the coast is clear take your friend your towel and a few drinks down to the pool area. A bit of sneaking around may be involved in this endeavour. And it is always nice to remember that kids use these pools so be tidy and clean up afterwards.

Bali is warm at night so getting cold won’t be a problem. Just make sure other tourists and the hotel security guards have gone to sleep before you try this. And remember to do whatever you do, quietly.

Note: This type of scheme generally works best in Bali’s low season.

Hollywood Beach

There are a few isolated beaches around Bali you just need to know where to look. One I heard about was referred to as Hollywood Beach. A private or rented scooter is needed to get to this beach and it can be found off the road to Uluwatu. It’s not sign posted so you may need to spend some time going down the gravel tracks that run off this road.

If you find Hollywood Beach you will come to a small car park and steep steps leading down a massive hill to get to the beach. But it is isolated. And there are a few places to hide and get lonely with a friend. The climb back up the hill is a killer so remember to take plenty of water.

There are also still a few isolated beaches between Nusa Dua and Uluwatu. Again a scooter and an adventurous spirit are needed.

Note: This type of scheme generally works better in Bali’s low season.

 

The Islands off Bali

For those looking to get away so they can get it on the Islands of Bali are perfect. One of my favourites is Nusa Ceningan. Small wooden cliff top villas can be rented on this island and they are perfect for romance. Ceningan also has a small private beach that rarely receives visitors. Again a scooter and an adventurous spirit are needed for those traveling to this island.

Note: This type of scheme generally works better in Bali’s low season.

Cheap Hotel

For the all-round seedy experience, men with a sordid spirit might want to visit one of the smaller and older hotels in Sanur. Some of these places will even fetch you a willing participant. Just talk to the staff and ask if they would be willing to help with your plight before checking in. Then describe the type of company you are interested in. The male security guard at the gate will generally be helpful with this endeavour.

One place a couple of friends told me about allowed afternoon drinks around the pool. They said they arrived and spoke to the hotel porter. Then they relaxed had a beer and went for a swim. Magically the porter turned up with a few compliant companions a few minutes later. They had a wonderful time entertaining their guests by the pool. And they were comfortable in the knowledge that they had a hotel room waiting for them when the party was over.  

Note: This type of scheme generally works better in Bali’s low season.

©Malcolm Scott