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I would recommend that anyone traveling to South East Asia for a short holiday does not hire a scooter or a motorbike. Especially if most of your time is going to be spent in pubs and nightclubs or just lounging around the beach or pool. Depending where you are in the region taxis and tuk-tuk’s are going to be cheap and riding a bike around any populated location in South East Asia is fraught with obstacles.
Think greedy cops staring through mirrored Ray-Bans desperately hoping for a cashed up tourist to ride past. Maniacal local scooter riders who although they jumped on their first motorbike at five years old, still don’t understand a thing about riding etiquette. And greedy motorbike rental agencies that can spot a minor scratch or bent mirror at four hundred paces. Not to mention crashing into locals, obtaining or riding without the correct license, travel insurance and the very real chance of injury, who needs the hassle right?
On the other hand if you’re intending to live in South East Asia for a long period of time then I would suggest you go all the way and you buy a little scooter/motorbike and here’s why.
When you live in South East Asia for long periods of time you tend to become domesticated after a few months, or years, depending on your personality. Dining in restaurants three times a day turns out to be a bit of a chore and you start to crave the good old days. You long to sit down for an evening meal in the privacy of your own home or enjoy a hearty breakfast in front of the TV working off a Saturday Night Hangover. Then when you start having these cravings you also realize that you need transport to make it happen.
Okay let’s use the breakfast scenario as an example and if you don’t mind I will relate a friend of mines experience to clarify my reasoning. Our protagonist a content little expat called Happy decided to live abroad and he found the South East Asian Country he wanted to spend the rest of his life in. He then sorted out all his visa crap and he made it through six months of living in a hotel room and partying every night.
Happy was happy for a while but eventually too many nights of fun and frivolity started to take their toll and he decided he needed to settle down with a lady. Luckily he didn’t have to look far and Happy met a nice local girl called Snoozy who worked in the bar down the street. (No snide connotation just running with a dwarf theme.)
Happy and Snoozy then lived in a hotel room or for six months until things became a little too crowded. Then when they decided it was time to move on Happy went out and he found a bigger apartment for them to share.
One day after a very big night out on the town, (for the stories sake let’s just say it was in Walking Street Pattaya), Happy decided he wanted Snoozy to get out of bed and to cook a hearty English breakfast. Sadly he then realized that the cupboards were bare and that the refrigerator was empty. But luckily Happy also remembered that he owned a motorbike and he knew that Snoozy would be happy to ride to the local market why he snoozed around in bed and he watched the BBC.
Okay that should be enough back story, let’s just say that Happy and Snoozy lived happily ever after until he discovered that she was already married to some Thai guy and he lost all his stuff.
But my point is this; if you decide to live in S.E.A then you are going to need some type of transport. The choice then becomes either car or motorbike and to be honest, unless you are living in the back-blocks of nowhere, cars suck for a number of reasons. Consider traffic and parking but I can think of plenty of reasons that cars are more trouble than they are worth.
Most importantly it is wise to remember that almost anyone in SEA, including the sleepy little girl who works in the bar down the street, is able to ride a scooter/motorbike. And one day you will wake up with a hangover and you will need someone to go down to the market so that they can buy you sausages, bacon and eggs.
Author’s disclaimer: I would like to assure you that despite the title I did not write this article so that I could attract search engines or so that I could display pictures of sexy Asian Ladies on motorbikes.
I wrote this blog because I believe it imparts important advice for anyone that is thinking of living in South East Asia. The fact that it also allows me to post sexy pictures of Asian women and Motorbikes just happens to be a bonus.