1.
Do not read Bali Raw in public.
I would advise that before you pick up a copy you ask yourself one question. Do
I really want people to know that I am reading a book that contains stories
that involve drinking, violence and prostitution?
2.
Do not try and bring a copy of
Bali Raw through Bali customs. Indonesia has some very strict laws pertaining
to foreigners criticising or saying unpleasant things about Indonesia. And I do
not want to be held responsible if you are arrested for bringing contraband into
the country.
3.
Do not read Bali Raw if you are
any of the following. A Catholic nun, a pacifist, a hippy, an Indonesian
Government Censorship officer, a person with their own aspirations of writing a
travel book about Bali or Jakarta, and a person that never wants to read
anything bad written about Bali. As a further warning this book should also not
be read by a person who is under the age of eighteen.
4.
Do not read if you have a weak
stomach, believe me some of the things that I find funny are just plain awful.
Case in point these safety tips.
5.
Do not read Bali Raw if you
have a dislike trailer trash attributes, for example: Swearing, drinking, fighting,
sex, working girls, happy ending massages, and all that other stuff that you are not supposed to like. Unless of course
you live in a caravan, you smoke two or more packets of cigarettes a day and
you drink your wine out of a box.
Finally please feel free to
apply these safety tips to Bali Raw 2, the follow up installment should be available
in 2014
©Malcolm Scott
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